Extremely Funny Valentines Poems to Make Your Sweetheart Laugh 

Valentine’s Day is a time for love and romance, but it can also be a time for humor and wit. Funny Valentines poems are a great way to add some laughter to the holiday and show your loved ones that you care in a unique and playful way. These poems can be silly, clever, or even a little bit cheesy, but they are always meant to make someone smile. So whether you’re looking to make your significant other laugh or just want to add some lightheartedness to your Valentine’s Day celebration, these funny Valentine’s poems are sure to do the trick.

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15+ funny valentines poems

“Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I’m not a poet, but I love you.”

“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly,

the mac to my cheese,

the yin to my yang,

the bee to my honey,

I love you more than words can say.”

“My love for you is like a rollercoaster,

it goes up and down and round and round,

but it never stops.”

“You’re the sugar in my coffee,

the cream in my pie, the cherry on my sundae,

the apple of my eye.”

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle,

the final touch to my painting,

the melody to my music, the heart to my beating.”

“You’re the fire to my marshmallow,

the spark to my candle, the light to my darkness,

the warmth to my coldness.”

“You’re the glue that holds me together,

the tape that mends my broken heart,

the band-aid to my wounds, the love that never departs.”

“You’re the apple of my eye,

the cherry on my sundae, the icing on my cake,

the love that makes my heart sway.”

“You’re the cheese to my macaroni,

the milk to my cereal, the butter to my bread,

the love that makes my heart fed.”

“You’re the sun to my sky,

the moon to my night, the stars to my darkness,

the love that makes everything bright.”

“You’re the mint to my toothpaste,

the soap to my shower, the shampoo to my hair,

the love that makes me smell like flower.”

“You’re the ketchup to my fries,

the mustard to my hotdog, the relish to my hamburger,

the love that makes me want to chow.”

“We fit together like salt and pepper,

the sugar and tea,

the cream and coffee and our love that makes me feel so free.”

“I love your nose, I love your toes,

I love your ears and hair, but most of all,

I love your derriere.”

“Your love is like a burrito,

hot and spicy, and it makes me want to cry.”